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die hard is a xmas movie | by maryann johanson

secrets of the universe and government conspiracies found in children’s movies!!!!

It’s true. IGNORE THIS AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!!!!

The government does not want you to know this. THREATS TO ME FOR REVEALING THIS INFORMATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!!

Commenter “Rachel Masters” dared to post this yesterday in response to my review of Horton Hears a Who!:

I will tell you exactly what this movie is about, but you have to have a very open mind…
Watch the very beginning of the movie when the gum ball seed falls and makes it’s way toward the flower…if you know this Earth’s true history, that’ll make sense to you. Ever heard of Nibiru?

Then, look at the struggle of discovering other worlds and…inhabitants of those worlds and making ‘Contact’ (another movie)…

And then the struggle of telling the masses vs keeping it to yourself…look at JFK and listen to ALL his speeches, including the one about secret societies, aliens and such (youtube). They even allude to these things in the movie itself, Horton pretending to be JFK and also mentioning, mockingly and jokingly, to begin a secret society.
Oddly enough, children’s movies reveal the most truth when you know the truth and accept it;)
(I still enjoy this movie, and am also a Christian)

JFK WAS TRYING TO TELL US ABOUT NIBIRU AND NO ONE LISTENED!!!! So now it’s up to Jim Carrey as a cartoon elephant to save us all! Nibiru caused the Great Flood of the Bible, and it’s where giants where from, and angels. And it’s coming back in 2012!!! PREPARE YOUR FAMILY FOR SURVIVAL. JESUS IS COMING BACK WITH NIBIRU!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! THE UN AND BARACK OBAMA AND CUBAN COMMUNISTS ARE PREPARING A NEW WORLD ORDER!!! Probably to save us all from Niburi!! But it’s being kept a secret to prevent global panic!

I received this email from “Rick” yesterday — ON THE SAME DAY THAT RACHEL MASTERS POSTED HER COMMENT — THINK ABOUT IT!!! About my review of Barnyard:

I was stunned by the whole bizarre mess of a movie. I don’t know if you mentioned the cow (bull?) yelling out “It’s A New World Order” after scaring the crap out of the nasty human. I almost fell off my chair. The udder thing was a complete mystery to me until my cousin explained the NWO’s objective of blurring the lines between genders. This director is a nothing but a shill for the monsters pushing for One World Government. Ironically up until two years ago when I finally clued into the truth about 9/11 and then the NWO etc, the reference would have meant nothing to me.

The mystery is being revealed, people! THE SECRETS ARE COMING OUT! All the plans for planetary destruction and the return of Jesus and the New World Order are there IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!!!

DO NOT let the government confiscate your copies of Looney Tunes Golden Age Collection Volume 6! It contains covert instructions on what to tell the driver of the Federal bus when it comes to take you to the reeducation camps so you get sent to the “right” one!!!

THIS IS ALL TRUE — IGNORE IT AND DIE IN THE ARMAGEDDON!!!



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