Promised Land (review)
At every turn, and via a simple narrative that is so effortless it barely feels constructed at all, nothing here is quite what it seems, and everything is even more than what it is.
At every turn, and via a simple narrative that is so effortless it barely feels constructed at all, nothing here is quite what it seems, and everything is even more than what it is.
You will want to see this…
This is Bourne fan fiction. But it’s the rare sort of good fanfic: utterly inconsequential, of course, but a whole lotta fun. It’s a turn-your-brain-off popcorn flick for people who don’t like to turn our brains off just because we’re at The Movies.
This week on We Bought a Zoo: It’s hilarious chaos all around for the Mee family as mopey teen Dylan accidentally leaves a delivery crate of snakes open…
This is it: the collectivist kiddie flick that makes it look like fun to work together for the betterment of all. Disgusting!
I hope the animals don’t decide to help Matt Damon improve his love life.

Ohmygod the germs, the germs! They’re everywhere!
His secret: Perry just doesn’t make the same old shit again and again. He makes new, different shit.
Looks good! Looks mainstream! So why isn’t it getting a major release?
After District 9, I will follow Neill Blomkamp anywhere…