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Dumbo (2019) movie review: you will not believe an elephant can fly

Wed, Mar 27, 2019
28 comments

The most soulless of the live-action Disney remakes yet, weighted down by too many blah characters, too much convoluted plot, unconvincing CGI, and a message that doesn’t say what it thinks it does.

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American Assassin movie review: we’ve CIAn it all before

Sun, Sep 17, 2017
6 comments

It’s tormented hotheads all around with a hero and villain who are almost indistinguishable and same-old spy stuff racing to a seen-it, been-there ticking-clock finale.

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Spider-Man: Homecoming movie review: boys and their alien toys

Fri, Jul 07, 2017
50 comments

Thoroughly charming. Spider-Man’s signature light comedy works surprisingly well even as this story is uniquely steeped in the darker Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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The Founder movie review: look at what the golden arches hath wrought

Mon, Jan 16, 2017
5 comments

Rather brilliant and kind of inspiring until it turns frightening and even sinister. A dark tale of the beginning of end-stage capitalism as profit above all.

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Spotlight movie review: all the pope’s men

Wed, Jan 06, 2016
4 comments

An elegy for old-school reportage and the people who pursue it, and a journalistic procedural with a snappy rush of urgent discovery and consequence.

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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) movie review: winged infamy

Tue, Feb 24, 2015
35 comments

It’s all a bit satirical. Or maybe not. Look, over there, Shakespeare in a superhero cape!

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87th Academy Awards: the Oscar nominees (and winners) for 2015

Mon, Feb 23, 2015
4 comments

Now with winners indicated.

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AWFJ 2014 award winners

Wed, Jan 14, 2015
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The Alliance of Women Film Journalists is one of the orgs for which I help choose year-end best-ofs.

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OFCS 2014 award winners

Thu, Dec 18, 2014
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The Online Film Critics Society is one of the orgs for which I help choose year-end best-ofs.

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Need for Speed review: might as well be based on a breakfast cereal

Thu, Mar 13, 2014
11 comments

Thinks it’s poetical and epic, and the more dramatic it thinks it’s being, the more hilariously histrionic it all is.

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