American Assassin movie review: we’ve CIAn it all before

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American Assassin red light

MaryAnn’s quick take…

It’s tormented hotheads all around with a hero and villain who are almost indistinguishable and same-old spy stuff racing to a seen-it, been-there ticking-clock finale.tweet
I’m “biast” (pro): love a good action movie
I’m “biast” (con): this looked really familiar
I have not read the source material
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women’s participation in this film
male director, male screenwriter, male protagonist
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Lordy, save us from young hothead dudes who disobey every order yet save the day, leaving their older, wiser, and more experienced superiors in awe. Let’s not encourage this. Mitch Rapp (Dylan O’Brien: Deepwater Horizon, Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials) — why not just call him Lank Squarejaw? — is “the best I’ve ever seen” whose test scores are “off the charts” and “through the roof.” He’s got “talent and balls”! He’s got a dead blonde fiancée killed by terrorists — let’s zoom right in on her lifeless pretty face: yup, she’s dead dead dead — to motivate him in the hunt for bad guys. He is white man’s vengeance.tweet

Our Hero has a fiancée killed by terrorists to motivate his bad-guy hunt.

So is Ghost (Taylor Kitsch: Lone Survivor, Battleship), who’s been through the same experimental CIA training program as Mitch but went rogue, and has his own revenge to take. (Everyone is a badass misfit here,tweet including Michael Keaton [Spider-Man: Homecoming, The Founder] as the guy who trained them.) Often I couldn’t distinguish Mitch from Ghost — sometimes physically but mostly psychologically — but I don’t think American Assassin realizes that it’s accidentally making a point about how maybe experimental programs to create newfangled secret agents are a bad idea, if half of them turn villain and all of them are impossible to control. (See also: Jason Bourne.) Nope: Not one but two generic skimmed-milk lunkheads are merely emblematic of the shrug of action-packed indifferencetweet with which director Michael Cuestan (Kill the Messenger) has brought novelist Vince Flynn’s bestselling covert operative to the big screen. (Someone in Hollywood who wanted to find a fresh angle on this sort of same-old same-old could cast either Sanaa Lathan [Now You See Me 2, The Perfect Guy], here as Mitch’s CIA handler, or Shiva Negar, here another agent who partners up with Mitch, in their own super-secret-agent movies, where they get to be the badass misfit.)

“Say ‘I’m Batman,’ and make me believe it, and I won’t shoot you.”
“Say ‘I’m Batman,’ and make me believe it, and I won’t shoot you.”tweet

There’s a “Russian plutonium situation” that demands travel to Istanbul, London, and Rome, but don’t get your hopes up for globetrotting exoticismtweet: Croydon substitutes for the Turkish city in one bland scene. Some random naked boobs, an “I never told you that name” giveaway, a scene of sadistic torture, and a ticking-clock finale later, so much military, cultural, political, and actual disaster-type damage has been done that the world is likely changed forever… and no one seems to notice, including the movie itself. In attempting to somehow be apolitical even while invoking such huge hot-button issues such as, for starters, Islamic-tinged terrorism and suitcase nukes, the movie ends up as something that might piss off both left- and right-wingers, if the movie were rousing enough to prompt any significant thought about it. It’s all almost 60s-Bond ridiculous except without any sense of humor whatsoever, or even a hint of awareness of how ridiculous it is.

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Mon, Sep 18, 2017 2:19pm

Well, MaryAnn, you’ve again pointed out one of the details of modern filmdom that makes watching dude-heavy action flix so confusing–all the blandly-handsome young “stars” look alike. Very confusing. The wolf, man.

reply to  Beowulf
Mon, Sep 18, 2017 2:45pm

The wolf, man.

Is this your new tag line, or something? I can see it becoming irritating if it ends all your comments. Just my opinion.

reply to  Bluejay
Mon, Sep 18, 2017 2:51pm

Probably. We’ll see.
The wolf, man.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Beowulf
Tue, Sep 19, 2017 4:53pm

Yes, that’s true of so many of the young women as well.

Mon, Sep 18, 2017 2:30pm

Ah, but wanting to kill people because they killed your girlfriend is sexy-cute. I mean, it suggests you were once able to get a girlfriend.

Roy Jason
Roy Jason
Thu, Jul 05, 2018 7:58am

A fairly standard Hollywood thriller, stands out this movie only cause of Michael Keaton, who rarely play in such kind o f movies. U can find all his movies using boxxy software and for free