Wanderlust (trailer)
Shockingly, this trailer does not make me want to slit my wrists…
Shockingly, this trailer does not make me want to slit my wrists…
Which noncontemporaries would you pair them with, and what kind of movie would they make?
I’d really like to give writer-director James L. Brooks the benefit of the doubt here, because I think — as I usually don’t about asinine romantic comedies — that he means well. He simply doesn’t seem to realize that pathologically messed up characters are neither cute nor charming.
Every week my browser gets cluttered up with tabs for stuff that I stumble across and figure I might be able to use as a Question of the Day or a WTF Thought for the Day or grist for some other post…
It’s not so much *Dinner for Schmucks* as it is *Waiting for Dinner for Schmucks.* You know, like *Waiting for Godot,* only in reverse. Because the schmucks start showing up right as the damn movie starts, and they never go away.
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Why, Bruce Greenwood, why?! And Ron Livingston? Why? Oh, wait, now I get it: The schmucks are the kiss-ass employees who actually go along with this assholery. The big boss is in fact looking for someone to stand up to him, to not be a schmuck. Or … more…
Well, lookee that — nothing new can trump the cartoon juggernaut: 1. Monsters vs. Aliens: £2 million (3rd week; drops 27%) 1. Fast & Furious: £1.9 million (2nd week; drops 61%) 3. 17 Again: £1.8 (2nd week; drops 31%) 4. I Love You, Man: £1.1 million (NEW) 5. Crank: High Voltage: £.55 million (NEW) (actual … more…
The nicest monster movie ever…
The male contingent of the moviegoing crowd that has been waiting for the film that tries to push and prod guys to conform to a narrow, cardboard stereotype of modern masculinity in the same way that Hollywood has been trying to mold women into materialistic Barbie dolls in recent years will delight in *I Love You, Man.*
Cutest monsters ever! At least that seems to be what Monsters vs. Aliens (opens in the U.S. on March 27, and in the U.K. on April 3) is promising. I’m especially thrilled because I’m seeing it in IMAX… real IMAX, not that fake stuff they’re trying to sell us these days with the phony “upgrade” … more…