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Take a look back at an old trailer… It’s this year’s — or 1952’s, anyway — shock cinema! That’s right: it’s shocking how much stock footage and TV news talking-head reportage makes up this movie. You won’t believe the things you’ll be told are happening in this movie, somewhere offscreen because we were too cheap … more…
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Take a look back at an old trailer… A most excellent trailer, dudes, for a most excellent film. I wonder what the Doctor would say about that phone booth time machine… Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure is available on DVD in Region 1 and Region 2.
Crest is recommended by four of five guys who think that jerk Bill deserves a smackdown:
Take a look back at an old trailer… Clayton Moore’s Long Ranger… in color! I was writing something the other day (about the use of classical music by movies and TV; I’ll post it soon) and it occurred to me that the Long Ranger is a character we haven’t seen much of in pop culture … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… He slaps women around, and he likes to play with atom-bomb stuff. He’s the world’s greatest scientist! See what science does to people? He robs banks! He steals confidential nuclear material. But it’s okay, cuz, he only doing it under duress! He was the nation’s most daring … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… (Didn’t have time to post one of these yesterday, so here ya go now, in honor of John Hughes.) Maybe it’s just that I’m old now, but today’s movies for teens about teens just don’t feel the same. The Breakfast Club is available on DVD in Region … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… “You do love me, don’t you?” “You’re not a gorilla, honey, so no, I don’t. A gorilla is the only man I’ll ever be a bride of!” “You’ll make a monkey out of me yet, babe…” Terror! That haunts every woman’s dreams? Well, not so much, actually… … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… You are there! as the narrator deploys bombastic imploraments to get your ass into a movie seat. They let a girl on the spaceship? Well, I guess someone had to cook and mend the real astronauts’ spacesuits. Venus looks kinda like a big ol’ mess, too, so … more…
Don’t shop on “Black Friday” — that’s what they want you to do to: Why do they want you to shop? Why are they so gung-ho on getting you to the mall? What’s in it for them? Did they really have to tell us that shopping can be fun? Couldn’t we have figured it out … more…
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