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Chubby used to mean something different when I was a kid. I mean, I could say, “Han Solo gives me a girl-chubby,” and that wouldn’t have anything to do with cute little nesting dolls.
There is, after all, that tradition of cross-stitch being used to put forth inspirational religious aphorisms. I approve of this perversion of that.
This totally superfluous and eminently forgettable sequel to the groundbreaking 1982 flick Tron will make a bloody fortune, not because it embodies any qualities deserving of such, but out of compelling nostalgia and, well, not much else.
It’s harder to be chatty, it seems, when the damn lightsabers are so noisy…
Kitchen outfitter Williams-Sonoma has gone totally geeky this year with its news line of Star Wars cooking gadgets…
Plus: first-grader teased over her Star Wars water bottle; journalistic ethics getting a workout; saga of a film critic banned from screenings who got her buddies at The New York Times to intervene; more…
I wonder if Vader’s wondering why he isn’t terrifying enough to be a He Who Must Not Be Named…
And: John Landis disses Inception; Foursquare in space; Benedict Cumberbatch is a monster; more…
Total Film recently ran a hilarious piece entitled ‘30 Rubbishest Movie Character Names’ — their choices range from Grand Moff Tarkin in Star Wars to Silken Floss in The Spirit to Scut Farkus in A Christmas Story…
At Star Wars Uncut, they chopped Episode IV: A New Hope up into 15-second clips, asked fans to refilm those clips however they liked, and reassembled the best bits into a complete film, if one of a Frankenstein-ian sort.
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