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Colombiana (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Sep 19, 2011
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“You must expect the unexpected — she’s like mist under a door.” –Marco (Jordi Mollà), about Cataleya (Zoe Saldana)… and more…

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Conan the Barbarian (terrible movie quotes)

Fri, Aug 26, 2011
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“Do you ever wonder if our actions serve some plan, some purpose spun by the gods? Or are we all just doomed to chaos and ruin?” –Tamara (Rachel Nichols)

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Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (terrible movie quotes)

Thu, Aug 25, 2011
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“Never underestimate the power of puke.” –Cecil (Mason Cook)

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The Smurfs (terrible movie quote)

Thu, Aug 04, 2011
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“Nothing like a cool breeze through my enchanted forest.” –Gutsy Smurf, the Scottish one (voice of Alan Cumming)

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Larry Crowne (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“I’m a guy who’s a guy being a guy.” –Dean (Bryan Cranston), and more…

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“A little formality called paperwork is what separates us from the animals.” –Mearing (Frances McDormand)

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Green Lantern (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“Let’s get these pants off and fly some planes.” –Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds)

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The Hangover Part II (terrible movie quotes)

Mon, Jul 11, 2011
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“When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.” –Alan (Zach Galifianakis), and more…

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terrible movie quotes: ‘Something Borrowed’

Wed, May 11, 2011
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“Come on, Rachel. You’re 30. You can’t afford to be picky.” –Darcy (Kate Hudson)

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terrible movie quotes: ‘Scream 4’ (contains a minor spoiler)

Mon, May 02, 2011
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“One generation’s tragedy is another one’s joke.” –Dewey (David Arquette), and others…

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