Colombiana (terrible movie quotes)
“You must expect the unexpected — she’s like mist under a door.” –Marco (Jordi Mollà), about Cataleya (Zoe Saldana)… and more…
“You must expect the unexpected — she’s like mist under a door.” –Marco (Jordi Mollà), about Cataleya (Zoe Saldana)… and more…
“Do you ever wonder if our actions serve some plan, some purpose spun by the gods? Or are we all just doomed to chaos and ruin?” –Tamara (Rachel Nichols)
“Never underestimate the power of puke.” –Cecil (Mason Cook)
“Nothing like a cool breeze through my enchanted forest.” –Gutsy Smurf, the Scottish one (voice of Alan Cumming)
“I’m a guy who’s a guy being a guy.” –Dean (Bryan Cranston), and more…
“A little formality called paperwork is what separates us from the animals.” –Mearing (Frances McDormand)
“Let’s get these pants off and fly some planes.” –Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds)
“When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.” –Alan (Zach Galifianakis), and more…
“Come on, Rachel. You’re 30. You can’t afford to be picky.” –Darcy (Kate Hudson)
“One generation’s tragedy is another one’s joke.” –Dewey (David Arquette), and others…