terrible movie quotes: ‘Arthur’
“Wash your winkie.” –Hobson (Helen Mirren), to Arthur (Russell Brand)
“Wash your winkie.” –Hobson (Helen Mirren), to Arthur (Russell Brand)
“11 million? Sounds like a whole lotta vaginal activity to me.” –Roman (Tyrese Gibson), and others…
“Ever get the feeling God has too many enemies?” –Crusader Felson (Ron Perlman)
“Being his friend isn’t too easy either.” –Crusader Behmen (Nicolas Cage)
“I’ve put a price on your head so big, when you look in the mirror, your reflection is gonna wanna shoot you in the face.” –Dean (Tony Goldwyn)
“Don’t you know that bad hair dye is like an old man: it don’t last long and it marks up the furniture.” –Big Momma (Martin Lawrence)
Oh yeah, I’m late with this. I carefully gather them all year long and then I never get around to posting them. So here they are at long last. And for 2011, I’m just gonna post ’em as they come in. So there.