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terrible movie lines

terrible movie quotes: ‘Arthur’

Mon, May 02, 2011
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“Wash your winkie.” –Hobson (Helen Mirren), to Arthur (Russell Brand)

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terrible movie quotes: ‘Fast Five’ (aka ‘Fast & Furious 5: Rio Heist’)

Mon, May 02, 2011
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“11 million? Sounds like a whole lotta vaginal activity to me.” –Roman (Tyrese Gibson), and others…

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terrible movie quotes: ‘Season of the Witch’

Thu, Apr 07, 2011
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“Ever get the feeling God has too many enemies?” –Crusader Felson (Ron Perlman)
“Being his friend isn’t too easy either.” –Crusader Behmen (Nicolas Cage)

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terrible movie quotes: ‘The Mechanic’

Thu, Apr 07, 2011
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“I’ve put a price on your head so big, when you look in the mirror, your reflection is gonna wanna shoot you in the face.” –Dean (Tony Goldwyn)

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terrible movie quotes: ‘Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son’

Thu, Apr 07, 2011
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“Don’t you know that bad hair dye is like an old man: it don’t last long and it marks up the furniture.” –Big Momma (Martin Lawrence)

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best and worst movie quotes of 2010

Tue, Apr 05, 2011
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Oh yeah, I’m late with this. I carefully gather them all year long and then I never get around to posting them. So here they are at long last. And for 2011, I’m just gonna post ’em as they come in. So there.

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