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The Smurfs (terrible movie quote)

“Nothing like a cool breeze through my enchanted forest.” –Gutsy Smurf, the Scottish one (voice of Alan Cumming), as he gets a Marilyn Monroe-esque updraft up his kilt, which is clearly being worn commando style

Smurf updraft


The Smurfs, screenwriters: J. David Stem, David N. Weiss, Jay Scherick, David Ronn, based on the comics of Peyo [Amazon U.S.] [Amazon Canada] [Amazon U.K.]

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