best and worst movie quotes of 2010

Oh yeah, I’m late with this. I carefully gather them all year long and then I never get around to posting them. So here they are at long last. And for 2011, I’m just gonna post ’em as they come in. So there.

Best movie lines of 2010

“What are friends for?” –Lionel (Geoffrey Rush)
“I wouldn’t know.” –King George VI (Colin Firth)
The King’s Speech

“You look like a Country Barbie.” –Beau (Garrett Hedlund)
“Thank you.” –Chiles (Leighton Meester)
Country Strong

“You’re messing with my zen thing, man.” –Flynn (Jeff Bridges)
Tron: Legacy

“I’m not a gangster, but I was in real estate for 20 years. I stop at nothing.” –Ferguson (Rupert Everett)
Wild Target

“Could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” –Roxanne (Tina Fey)

“You don’t know what’s good for bad.” –Megamind (Will Ferrell) to a minion

“If I didn’t know better, I’d think this was your first day being evil.” –Megamind (Will Ferrell) to a minion

“It’s terrible. I love it.” –Sarah (Mary-Louise Parker), about bad romance novel

“Get a car. Try not to kill anyone.” –Frank (Bruce Willis) to Marvin (John Malkovich)

“I miss all this. I haven’t killed anyone in years.” –Ivan (Brian Cox)

“I don’t want no beef with you. I just wanna be a vegetarian.” –Stone (Edward Norton), to Jack (Robert DeNiro)

“Everything you’re doing, I’m doing in heels.” –Claire (Tina Fey) to Phil (Steve Carell)
Date Night

“Jail-fucking-bait! Jack-fucking-pot!” –Kim (Michael Shannon)
The Runaways

“We’re Vikings, we have stubbornness issues.” –Hiccup (Jay Baruchel)

“Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile.” –Hiccup (Jay Baruchel)
How to Train Your Dragon

“All this talk of blood and ruin has put me off my tea.” –the Cheshire Cat (Stephen Fry)

“Anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court.” –the Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter)
Alice in Wonderland

“Is it possible that maybe God isn’t carrying his end of the weight?” –Sal (Ethan Hawke), to a priest
Brooklyn’s Finest

“Do I look like I play board games?” –Charlie (John Travolta)

“How many more of them do you think there are?” –James (Jonathan Rhys Meyers), about the Chinese gangsters they’re about the raid
“Last census, about a billion.” –Charlie (John Travolta)

“I just figured, Paris and all, the shitholes should be nicer.” –Charlie (John Travolta)

“Kirk or Spock?” –Charlie (John Travolta), about with whom James identifies
“Uhura.” –James (Jonathan Rhys Meyers)
From Paris with Love

“Life’s a bitch, and then you don’t die.” –Edward (Ethan Hawke)

Worst movie lines of 2010

“I may be a hundred feet tall, but I’m not half the size of you little guys.” –Gulliver (Jack Black)
Gulliver’s Travels

“I will not be upstaged by a slut with mutant lungs.” –Nikki (Kristen Bell)

“Let’s just say I work for the blah blah blah and I have a license to blah.” –Spencer (Ashton Kutcher)

“She may be a strong independent woman on the outside, but inside she’s just a girl longing to be loved by her man.” –Kitty (Christine Baranski)
The Bounty Hunter

“Omnipotence has blinded you.” –Poseidon (Kevin McKidd) to Zeus (Sean Bean)
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

“You had better decide whether you are hangin’ on the cross… or bangin’ in the nails.” –Thomas (Mel Gibson)
Edge of Darkness

“Don’t get married — just find a woman you’re gonna hate in five years and give her your house.” –Colton (Billy Ray Cyrus)
The Spy Next Door

“You asking’ me to explain the behavior of a motherfuckin’ pestilence?” –Kyle (Tyrese Gibson)

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