Beautiful Creatures (trailer)
I am unaccountably intrigued by this…
I am unaccountably intrigued by this…
“Don’t even mention Ringling Brothers. He hates those bastards worse than the Depression.” –Camel (Jim Norton) to Jacob (Robert Pattinson) about August (Christoph Waltz)
As cornball goes, there’s nothing cornier than running away to join the circus. And that’s why Water for Elephants works so beautifully: It doesn’t pretend to be anything other than an old-fashioned melodrama yarn-spun for as much emotion and tragedy and romance as possible.
Plus: Has the flopping of Arthur killed 80s remakes? Can Robert Pattinson kill Edward with Water for Elephants? Can we send M. Night Shyamalan back to film school?…
…that I dreamt last night about Robert Pattinson. Not in that way…
Is that my boyfriend Paul Schneider we get the briefest glimpse of in that trailer for Water for Elephants? I believe it is…
To escape the hell that is the Twilight movies, poor Robert Pattinson has run away to join the circus.