the curmudgeonly movie lover’s unpleasant Advent calendar: December 5
Mmmmm, venison (click for a taste)...:
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posted by Clayj (December 5, 2007 5:19 PM)
Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or, or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean, like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No... a malignant tumor. The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh. Like a happy special...
Doctor: You're going to die.