dream cast: hypothetical ‘Greatest American Hero’ movie

Here’s a new game that, if we have fun with it, I’ll make a regular weekly feature. We take a book to adapt to TV or film — or a movie or TV show to remake — and we recast it with actors working today.

This one came up last night among my gang of geeks: Why has no one done a Greatest American Hero movie? You know, the 1981-3 ABC series about a bumbling caped crusader that only Generation Xers between the ages of 35 and 42 remember? (I reviewed the Season One DVD a few years back.)

The original cast featured William Katt as Ralph Hinkley, the high-school teacher who moonlights as a superhero, except he lost the instruction manual that came with the superhero suit; Robert Culp as Bill Maxwell, the FBI agent who knows Ralph’s secret and helps him out in the crimefighting biz, though they often butt heads over the best ways to bring down the bad guys; and Connie Sellecca as Pam Davidson, a lawyer and Ralph’s girlfriend.
My dream cast:

Ralph: Ewan McGregor
Bill: Tom Hanks
Pam: Claudia Black

Who would you cast? Have fun!

Oh, and because you cannot talk about this show without singing the theme song:

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Bill
Bill
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 2:26pm

Ralph: Don Cheadle
Bill: Paul Giamatti
Pam: Laura Graham

Bill
Bill
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 2:32pm

I mean Lauren Graham….you know, the Gilmore Girl.

Weimlady
Weimlady
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 2:33pm

You know, the 1981-3 ABC series about a bumbling caped crusader that only Generation Xers between the ages of 35 and 42 remember?

This boomer remembers the show! Loved it!

How about David Tennant as Ralph, Chris Eccleston as Bill, and Catherine Tate as Pam? {tee hee} OK, I’m just visiting from the Doctor Who section of the site, can you tell?

But it would be fun…..

PaulW
PaulW
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 2:33pm

Ralph: Shawn Ashmore (Iceman from the X-Men series)
Bill: Mark Harmon
Connie: Gaby Hoffman

Chris Beaubien
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 2:33pm

My dream cast for Greatest American Hero:

Ralph: Stephen Colbert
Bill: Jon Stewart
Pam: Zooey Deschanel

Weimlady
Weimlady
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 3:17pm

Oh, and thanks a bunch, Mary Ann–the theme song is now stuck in my head.

Helpless to stop myself, I was softly whistling it, and the person who sits behind me said, “Did you just watch that show or what?” She, too, is a boomer!

Kate
Kate
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 3:50pm

Ralph: Alan Tudyk

Bill: Kevin Kline (Klein?)

Pam: Ginnifer Goodwin

John
John
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 4:00pm

Well, it’s not a movie, but a webseries instead…
http://www.tgah.com/

Chris
Chris
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 4:35pm

Ralph: John C. Reilly

Bill: Harrison Ford

Pam: Diane Lane

And BTW, I believe that come fall there will be a new comic book series, written in part by William Katt.

Bill
Bill
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 4:50pm

I vote that Kate has the second best dream cast (after mine, of course). Alan Tudyk is probably perfect. Less perfect than Don Cheadle, but perfect still.

JoshDM
JoshDM
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 5:49pm

He may be a little old, but only Will Ferrel can pull off Katt’s ‘fro.

Kate
Kate
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 5:52pm

Thanks, Bill, I rather like yours too! Be nice to see Lauren Graham again….

JosDM
JosDM
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 5:52pm

OMG. John. JOHN. That was TERRIBLE.

Marci
Marci
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 6:00pm

They are making a Greatest American Hero movie. And animated web shows and a comic book.
William Katt is putting it all together. All the old cast will be in on it. Robert Culp, Connie Selleca and Dennis “Danger” Madalone, (stunt man to Ralph)

William Katt has let out a comic book, with Chris Folino, called Sparks.
In August Mythology Wars (Another Katt comic)will be out. Here is the link.
Tell them Marci Sent you.
http://catastrophiccomics.com/

You already know about Heroes. He has conventions he is going to go to so, keep your eyes peeled.
and if you want to talk about the Greatest American Hero go here.
http://www.tgah.proboards43.com/
We’re a great bunch and the bd has been very active for about 3 yrs. Yup! We chat GAH and keep up on where the gang will be!

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 6:44pm

How about David Tennant as Ralph, Chris Eccleston as Bill, and Catherine Tate as Pam?

That could be a lot of fun, actually.

Still: Alan Tudyk! Yes!

Will Ferrell would be good as Ralph, except I wouldn’t want this to turn into a “Will Ferrell movie.”

melissa
melissa
Thu, Jul 31, 2008 7:34pm

oh man did I love that show when I was a kid! I can still sing the entire theme song from start to finish (as many people on BART learned one evening recently when my roommate and I were very drunk).

I like John’s idea of John C. Reilly as Ralph and Harrison Ford as Bill, but I would agree with Bill’s casting of Lauren Graham as Pam.

Green light!

j4yx0r
j4yx0r
Fri, Aug 01, 2008 3:21am

It’s tough to top Alan Tudyk. That’s an inspired choice. I’ll try.

Ralph: Trey Parker

Bill: Ray Wise

Pam: Rosario Dawson

Alternatively –

Ralph: John Heder

Bill: Robert Redford

Pam: Elizabeth Banks

~j

Bill
Bill
Fri, Aug 01, 2008 10:10am

Nightmare Cast:

Ralph: Eddie Murphy
Bill: Eddie Murphy
Pam: Jessica Alba

Hdj
Hdj
Fri, Aug 01, 2008 11:23am

I bet Mos Def could play the part really funny. Seeing him in “be Kind Rewind” gave me the idea.

Erus
Erus
Fri, Aug 01, 2008 4:46pm

I like some of others peoples’ choices so I’m stealing … and adding one of my own.

Ralph: Alan Tudyk
Bill: Robert Downey Jr.
Pam: Zooey Deschanel

So, since someone did a “Dr. Who” dream cast, I present my “Life on Mars” Dream cast …

Ralph: John Simm
Bill: Philip Glenister
Pam: Liz White

Or, since Alan Tudyk is in fact a perfect choice for Ralph … how about a complete “Firefly” cast …

Ralph: Alan Tudyk
Bill: Adam Baldwin
Pam: Jewel Staite

Hankster
Hankster
Tue, Aug 26, 2008 9:33pm

You guys are nuts.

Ralph: Owen Wilson

Bill: Bruce Campbell

Pam: Amanda Peet