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die hard is a xmas movie | by maryann johanson

oh my god won’t someone think of the children?!

WENN.com via the Internet Movie Database reports:

Batman comic bosses are pulping tens of thousands of copies of the latest Dark Knight adventure because a printing error has left it filled with swear words.

Profanities that were meant to be blacked out to spare the blushes of young readers were not printed dark enough – meaning every “f**k” and “shit” in Allstar Batman + Robin the Boywonder number 10 is exposed.

(More.)

Because a sociopathic caped vigilante would never resort to swear words.

And because our tender and sweet children never hear these words on the playground… or from the mouths of their own parents.

“Meant to be blacked out to spare the blushes of young readers”? What a fucking crock of shit.

You know any unpulped copies will be selling like motherfucking hotcakes on eBay.

I don’t know how pancakes would copulate with anyone’s mother, but it had to be said.



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