WARNING ! STOLEN BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL ! Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2007! regarding Scarlett Johansson (actress)

Alert! I received an update by email this morning from “Serge G” (I assume this is a pseudonym, considering the sensitive nature of the information he is disseminating) regarding the situation with Scarlett Johansson. (She’s a clone, you know — the story began in May here.)

Serge has this to reveal:

Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen!

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important – CHRISTIAN young lady! I’ll tell you more,those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ”actress” career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett’s family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way!

Her close friend Serge G.

P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.

H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

(This is the entirety of the actual email. I couldn’t make this up.)

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MaSch
MaSch
Sat, Oct 25, 2008 1:37pm

The fact that Ludwigshafen am Rhein lies in Rhineland-Palatinate (wow, this does sound cooler than the German “Pfalz”), not in Bavaria.
I really think this misinformation damages the credibility of the email-writer.

drew ryce
drew ryce
Sat, Oct 25, 2008 1:55pm

This would also go along way toward explaining Bruce Willis.

Florsie
Sat, Oct 25, 2008 9:28pm

So…she’s a clone..

Somebody’s been watching The Island far too many times..

Serge
Sun, Oct 26, 2008 7:14am

Human cloning technology exist for quite a while and in heavy use, in some cases against US people. Scarlett Johansson “actress” is exactly that case. Biomaterial is stolen and transform to clones meantime original person isn’t an actress at all. Thank you though for Bavaria and Rhineland-Palatinate correction. I appreciate that

MaSch
MaSch
Sun, Oct 26, 2008 9:57am

serge: You’re welcome.

amanohyo
amanohyo
Sun, Oct 26, 2008 8:44pm

Please, please tell me you have a website Serge. This kind of spam makes up for all the boring stuff. Just out of curiosity what is the approximate age difference (if any) between Galabekian and Johansson?

And what does not being sexy and/or being a Christian have to do with being a nice person? Haven’t you ever met a nice, sexy, non-Christian? Oh, and why doesn’t the original Scarlet appreciate the sexiness and success of her clone?

Is she jealous? Is she tired of the Paparazzi mistaking her for her d**n sexy NAZI doppleganger?

JoshDM
JoshDM
Sun, Oct 26, 2008 9:39pm

Where can I buy one of these clones of Scarlett?

Serge
Mon, Oct 27, 2008 4:04am

All right. Original Scarlett is almost 24. 2 years ago, I believe, last clones manufacturing production was made. Scarlett’s family doesn’t appreciate “success” of her clones, Scarlett definitely isn’t jealous. If you know Cristian philosophy and clones life stile image, you can see difference, just check that polygamy-monogamy controversy. Another word – they cloning DNA only, not a soul. Clones doesn’t have all unique childhood experience. Clone’s brain like a clean sheet of paper. I did say already that controlling situation like that is US Military Operation. I understand your curiosity, but this is maximum information available so far..

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Mon, Oct 27, 2008 4:52pm

Serge, are you suggesting that Scarlett Johansson has no soul?

I know some people think she has no talent, but, man, that’s cold.

Serge
Mon, Oct 27, 2008 11:24pm

Dear MaryAnn! I’m suggesting that Scarlett Johansson has no originality. DNA samples was stolen and transform to clones line (200 pieces total). It seems like you feel nice about S. Johansson, believe me original Scarlett as a person no less nice. Original has some influence onto clones, all that charity and political activism the result, but somebody, whose home town was mentioned blocking CRISTIAN motivation. Another word, if Scarlett Johansson would have totally CRISTIAN image – original family would never protest with emails and comments (not much option so far)

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Tue, Oct 28, 2008 11:40am

Dear Serge! You’re going to have to produce some proof of your outrageous accusation if you don’t want to be considered a total loon.

Serge
Thu, Oct 30, 2008 12:29am

You absolutely right. Best proof is appearance of original person with public statement. The problem is if somebody’s DNA was stolen and moderated to clones there is a big risk to be kidnapped and exchanged by clone. They had advanced visual match technology (each and every scar, birth mark), that is why only response via Internet with comments and emails. Some moments (videos ets.) in S.J. public image is really antichristian and humiliating Further steps should be under US special Army Forces clearance, but if there’s chance to response now better use it..

Jan Willem
Jan Willem
Thu, Oct 30, 2008 6:29am

Surely, anyone who writes “I’m suggesting that Scarlett Johansson has no originality” cannot be a total loon. However, I don’t think there’s any cloning required for this claim to be true.

Serge
Fri, Oct 31, 2008 7:25am

by telling that S.J. has no originality I did mean CLONE – NOT CLONE situation only. Complete Human cloning is the creation of a genetically identical copy of a human being. Check:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_cloning

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:35pm

They had advanced visual match technology (each and every scar, birth mark)

Oh, Serge, are you really going to make it this easy for us?

Scars are not genetic. A clone would not share the scars of the original.

*sigh*

Serge
Fri, Oct 31, 2008 10:41pm

Certainly clones just a bio material for further job. There is a sequence of moves: step 1 – create clone; step 2 – match visual appearance; step 3 – delivery clone to their psycho crew to “download” info into clone’s brain. Unlike child’s brain, which go through decades of mental social formation, clone’s brain has instantly adult body, with adult reflexes, accepted by c. brain as normal. Even after zipped info job of their psycho crew clones morality standards, ethics is low. Also, after all those steps clones will be mind controlled. I’ll tell you more, clones cells not really vital, they getting older much faster, immune system artificial. S.J. case touching me personally, take a thorough look at others celebrity, I don’t want to mention any last names, but check their bodys between 25 – 35 y.o. ( http://www.orange.co.uk/diet/celebritydiets/pics/2098_1.htm?linkfrom=%3C!–linkfromvariable–%3E&link=box_main_pos_3_2_link_1&article=dietcelebritydietshomerow3middle )

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Sat, Nov 01, 2008 6:16pm

Serge, I’m sure you can supply some evidence to back up what you’re asserting, otherwise you would not be saying it, right? So, come on: let’s have it.

Ethic
Ethic
Fri, Dec 05, 2008 4:02pm

Serge,

You MUST start a website about this – Not just Scarlett, but all of the actors in Hollywood who have been cloned, as well as any info you have about Politicians.

I think Tom Cruise must be a clone, too. First he’s a good actor (Risky Business) then, he’s horrible actor (Cocktail, Top Gun, Days of Thunder, Jerry Maguire) then suddenly he’s a GREAT actor (Eyes Wide Shut, Magnolia, Vanilla Sky, Collateral), THEN he is a TOTAL whack-job Scientologist!. He MUST be a clone (at lease one or two copies).

Please, Make a website!!
~

realist
realist
Thu, Jan 29, 2009 2:27pm

Ummm … I’m fairly sure I’ve seen kid pics of S.J. … which would refute the fact that she’s a clone.

Secondly, S.J. IS 24 … if you are saying that are growing them full grown when we have S.J. baby pics then you are not making sense.

Lastly, who is to say that S.J. is not a good Christian girl?

I believe you have watched “The Island” and treated it as a documentary.

Bring us some TANGIBLE (something we can see/touch/feel) and then we’ll talk.

the english kid
the english kid
Wed, Feb 18, 2009 11:33am

Yi know, it’d be nice if it’s true though. Well, not ‘nice’ per say, but hey Serge, how much would it cost to get another one made?

Walter Storch
Walter Storch
Sun, Feb 22, 2009 12:31pm

The initial impression of all this is that we are dealing with fiction and strange people but having said thst, I have heard from people whom I consider to be highly reliable that human cloning has been in progress for some time, post-dating the Dolly business. Because of the loud objections to such projects (stem-cell research included) under Bush, such projects were, at the least, kept under strict cover. The American CIA has been experimenting in this area for many years but then they have the reputation for involving themselves in such projects as MK-ULTRA and Remote Viewing. Because of the attitudes of the Bush people and the right wing Evangelical movement, experiments in human cloning have been located outside the United States. Is this nonsense? No, it is not. Has it happened? I believe it has but I have no concrete proof. Is it still in progress? Yes, this I know to be true…at least the work on the project. If dogs, chimpanzees and sheep can be successfully cloned, logic dictates that homo sapiens can too. This is a worthwhile subject to explore further. Input here, accurate or sensible input, (and hopefuly from someone involved in such projects) might be helpful. Walter Storch

theusher
theusher
Wed, Mar 11, 2009 5:13am

C’mon people don’t feed his retarded fantasies. It’s obvious (duh!!!) he is a moron who thinks ‘The Island’ was real.

pagehater
pagehater
Wed, Mar 25, 2009 11:52am

this is stupid, you people should stop posting thingd like this. I looked up cloning for a project and i got this. STOP POSTING THESE THINGS.

Jacky
Thu, Aug 20, 2009 9:33pm

she’s a clone..

Serge
Sat, Apr 24, 2010 8:11pm

S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. DANGEROUS, DANGEROUS, sign of dangerous criminal activity.
Original Scarlett Galabekian is future pediatrician doctor, pediatrician nurse license she obtained in 2008.

amanohyo
amanohyo
Sun, Apr 25, 2010 1:31pm

Serge, if that really is you, welcome back! I was worried that one of the clones had bumped you off. I still think you should start a website to spread the word (does Ryan know?).

Bluejay
Bluejay
Sun, Apr 25, 2010 4:01pm

Serge is absolutely right. Plus if you watch all of Scarlett Johansson’s movies carefully, they’re also clear warnings about the approach of Planet Nibiru in 2012.

Tonio Kruger
Sun, Apr 25, 2010 5:19pm

As long as these mysterious scientists Serge keeps talking about aren’t trying to create any human millipedes, I don’t see what the problem is.

Tonio Kruger
Sun, Apr 25, 2010 5:21pm

Okay, as long as they’re not trying to create any human insects, period, or human-pig-Dalek hybrids as well, they should be okay, right?

John Morley
John Morley
Sun, May 16, 2010 10:44am

The everyday hypothetical aspects of the human cloning issue are interestingly covered in a TV movie I saw recently; it was sort of a ‘what if’ scenario that dramatized the decision of a young single mother to clone her daughter. Some of it was a bit hokey, but other parts were pretty apt.

Not sure if it’s still playing, but here’s the website: http://www.lostinnewmexicomovie.com

Wil Keiper
Wil Keiper
Thu, Aug 12, 2010 8:25pm

I love Serge! He comments on any article that mentions Scarlett Johansson’s name. I’m always jealous of the people who get e-mails, because although he comments on my Blogs, he never e-mails me :(

Serge
Fri, Aug 13, 2010 4:09am

I do that, because in 1992 little girl Scarlett was adopted by my mom Isabella, originals Scarlett and Hunter was born in UK. A lot of staff I can’t tell right now, because it touching whole US National Security System.

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  Serge
Mon, Mar 02, 2015 11:14pm

YOU ARE CORRECT!!!! ALL CELEBRITIES AND POLITICIANS ARE CLONED IN UNDERGROUND MILITARY BASES!!!!!!!!!!!

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  Serge
Mon, Mar 02, 2015 11:17pm

EVERYTHING YOU STATED IS TRUE!!!!!! CELEBRITIES ARE MIND CONTROLLED ILLUMINATI PUPPETS UTILIZED TO CONTROL THE MASSES!!!! CELEBRITIES AND POLITICIANS OFFSPRING ARE CLONED AS WELL!!!! QUEEN ELIZABETH IS THE RING LEADER OF THIS PEDOPHILES RING!!!!!!!!

Bluejay
Bluejay
reply to  Clementina Humana
Tue, Mar 03, 2015 12:30am

I love this thread. I really, really do.

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  Bluejay
Sat, Mar 14, 2015 12:46am

THANK YOU!!!!! HERE’S MY VIDEO TO SAVE LIVES!!! YOUTUBE.COM/ROYALCLEMENTINA IS MY PROJECT WAKE UP!!!!

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  Serge
Mon, Mar 02, 2015 11:19pm

SERGE CONTACT ME AT FACEBOOK SEARCH ME UNDER CLEMENTINA HUMANA!!!!

amanohyo
amanohyo
reply to  Clementina Humana
Sat, Mar 14, 2015 2:51am

Alright Serge, this is getting ridiculous, now you officially have more girlfriends than me. Uncovering Hollywood’s biggest conspiracy wasn’t enough was it, you had to rub it in by seducing this capital lady? Have you no shame?

In all seriousness Clementina, please don’t toy with Serge’s emotions. He needs to talk to trained professionals if he hasn’t already. Also, if you do happen to go on a date, please record your conversations and send me a copy… for science.

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  amanohyo
Tue, Mar 17, 2015 4:43am

I DO NOT PLAY WITH ANYONE’S EMOTIONS!!!!!!! 187 YOUR EMOTIONS!!!!!!!!! I DON’T REGARD ANY OF YOUR TRICK EMOTIONS!!!!! I’VE CHOSEN NOT TO DATE FOR NEARLY 11 YEARS!!!!! 187 DATING!!!!!!!! THE 1 THAT NEEDS A MENTAL ILLNESS SPECIALIST IS YOU!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT SENDING YOU DOG FECES!!!!!!!!!!

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  Clementina Humana
Tue, Mar 17, 2015 4:45am

YOU CAN COLLECT THE BULLET SHELLS FROM THE BULLET HOLES I LEAVE IN YOU AND UTILIZE IT FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!! 187 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  Clementina Humana
Tue, Mar 17, 2015 4:47am

YOU CAN RECEIVE A FREE COPY OF YOUR OWN GRAVE AT A MORGUE NEAR YOU!!!!!!!!

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  Clementina Humana
Tue, Mar 17, 2015 4:49am

NOBODY IS SEDUCING ME!!!!!!! “”””””I’M PURE HATE””””””!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  Clementina Humana
Tue, Mar 17, 2015 4:52am

I HAVE MY OWN INTELLIGENT MIND!!!!!! I THINK MY OWN INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS!!!!!! NO 1 CONTROLS ME!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE 1 THAT IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!

Clementina Humana
Clementina Humana
reply to  Clementina Humana
Tue, Mar 17, 2015 4:56am

YOU DO NOT RULE ME!!!!! I’M A ITALIAN, LATINA FROM THE STREETS OF LOS ANGELES!!!!!!!!!! I’M THE DOMINANT ALPHA!!!!!!!! YOU RETARD SHOULD HAVE LEFT ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!

amanohyo
amanohyo
Fri, Aug 13, 2010 9:22am

Serge, you’re like a bioethical Batman. Some evening, I’m going to shout “Scarlett Johansson!” into the sky and you’ll appear out of the shadows to hand me a cryptic brochure on the dangers of cloning.

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Fri, Aug 13, 2010 9:37am

A lot of staff I can’t tell right now, because it touching whole US National Security System.

Mulder *did* warn us about the military/industrial/entertainment complex. If only we had heeded him…

Serge
Fri, Aug 13, 2010 11:30am

hey amanohyo if you going to shout “clones” it will appear Mr. Helmut Kohl and you will be explained that globally none of heavy weight politicians are originals including our White House, Congress, etc., people with really immature ideas and artificial life experience. Its really badly effect on our economy starting from 911 event and finishing with latest oil spill…

Leah
Leah
Mon, Feb 04, 2013 10:14pm

This is a load of shit. I hardily DISAGREE with all of the crap that you are spewing.

Keyser Soze
Keyser Soze
Mon, Apr 14, 2014 7:33am

If anyone has the ability to clone Scarlett Johansson, it should be made illegal for them NOT to do it. I hereby propose a chicken in every pot, a Scarlett in every bed!

LaSargenta
LaSargenta
reply to  Keyser Soze
Mon, Apr 14, 2014 2:02pm

She’s not my type.

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Keyser Soze
Mon, Apr 14, 2014 4:13pm

Why on Earth would I want Scarlett Johansson in my bed?