the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter’

I’m confused. Is it the killer who’s the amateur, or the porn star?

Ya gotta kinda admire the all-bases-covered pandering of the title: it’s all the recommended daily allowance of cheap sex and over-the-top violence right in the title. And of course it’s a three-quel. But it’s even better still:

Real-life Porn Star Regan Reese portrays an up-and-coming actress picked up off the streets by the young serial killer. What starts off as a good samaritan act quickly turns into a game of cat in mouse in the late night empty fields of a small town where the victim has nobody to turn to except the killer himself.

So the violence implicit in even much mainstream porn becomes explicit here. Perfect.

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Jan Willem
Jan Willem
Tue, Jan 13, 2009 12:10pm

The amazon link seems to imply that some readers may be tempted to purchase this DVD, thereby indirectly sponsoring our critical host. Not that she doesn’t deserve the financial support, but still… Hmm. I guess this makes me a closet moralist.

Analnymous
Analnymous
Tue, Jan 13, 2009 1:37pm

MAJ, are you giving away copies at the next Giveaway?

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Tue, Jan 13, 2009 2:39pm

Nope, no giveaway copies.

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Tue, Jan 13, 2009 2:41pm

The amazon link seems to imply that some readers may be tempted to purchase this DVD

Some may. Just because I don’t like something doesn’t mean I think no one should be able to buy it if they want to.

Der Bruno Stroszek
Der Bruno Stroszek
Tue, Jan 13, 2009 2:58pm

Is “cat in mouse” an attempt at innuendo, or is the copywriter illiterate? Actually, now I think about it, it doesn’t have to be one or the other.