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because blue is the new blue

Hustler is going to produce a porno version of Avatar, according to Empire. Or perhaps because everyone really does want to screw a Na’vi. This has been your WTF Thought for the Day.

of all the TV ads I hate…

…I think I hate this one the most: Five. Five dollar. Five dollar footlong. It makes me think of cheap porn, or cheap male prostitutes, or both. And I don’t want to be thinking about those things. I wonder if Subway wants us to be thinking about those things, and especially thinking about those things … more…

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (review)

Porn: I’m so not a fan of it. For the same reasons I’m so not a fan of most slasher/torture horror movies. Cuz it’s all about body parts, not about people. But *Zack and Miri Make a Porno* is not about body parts: it’s about people.

watch it: “Nailing Your Wife”

Well, I say “watch it” advisedly. I’m gonna rip into it after the jump. (Yeah, I said it was gonna be all politics this week, but this one made me too mad): Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com Spike calls this “PG Porn,” and there’s absolutely no way in hell anyone can complain about … more…