trailer break: ‘Middle Men’
Can you imagine what would happen if every woman in the world said No the next time some man looking to get rich off her tits asked her to take her clothes off for a camera?
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Can you imagine what would happen if every woman in the world said No the next time some man looking to get rich off her tits asked her to take her clothes off for a camera?
Every week my browser gets cluttered up with tabs for stuff that I stumble across and figure I might be able to use as a Question of the Day or a WTF Thought for the Day or grist for some other post. And inevitably, I end the week with most of that material unused. But … more…
Hustler is going to produce a porno version of Avatar, according to Empire. Or perhaps because everyone really does want to screw a Na’vi. This has been your WTF Thought for the Day.
I think what’s most special about this one is that it’s No. 3 in the series. Because one bonanza of bare feet is never bonanza enough. Second most special thing is that, if you check out the Web site of distributor Triangle Dream Video, you learn that it offers only “artistic and athletic male nudity.” … more…
…I think I hate this one the most: Five. Five dollar. Five dollar footlong. It makes me think of cheap porn, or cheap male prostitutes, or both. And I don’t want to be thinking about those things. I wonder if Subway wants us to be thinking about those things, and especially thinking about those things … more…
I’m confused. Is it the killer who’s the amateur, or the porn star? Ya gotta kinda admire the all-bases-covered pandering of the title: it’s all the recommended daily allowance of cheap sex and over-the-top violence right in the title. And of course it’s a three-quel. But it’s even better still: Real-life Porn Star Regan Reese … more…
Porn: I’m so not a fan of it. For the same reasons I’m so not a fan of most slasher/torture horror movies. Cuz it’s all about body parts, not about people. But *Zack and Miri Make a Porno* is not about body parts: it’s about people.
Well, I say “watch it” advisedly. I’m gonna rip into it after the jump. (Yeah, I said it was gonna be all politics this week, but this one made me too mad): Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com Spike calls this “PG Porn,” and there’s absolutely no way in hell anyone can complain about … more…