Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
Avatar is the long-awaited epic science fiction film from James Cameron that is going to change cinema forever, cure world hunger, and bring peace to the Middle East. Because who doesn’t love science fiction?
20th Century Fox says:
On the distant moon Pandora, a reluctant hero embarks on a journey of redemption and discovery as he leads a heroic battle to save a civiization.
The film stars Sam Worthington, Giovanni Ribisi, Sigourney Weaver, and Michelle Rodriguez.
Avatar will open in the U.S. and the U.K. on December 18.
Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info.
Orbiting the distant moon Pandora, our reluctant hero tastefully turns his head to hide the alien shame.
From the creators of Pimp my Ride comes Pimp my Fish Tank.
One day when the boss get hungry,
Guess who’s gon’ be on the plate?
“What has SeaWorld done to my wife?”
“yeah, you in the electric blue goo, I am talkin’ to you.”
“…This is the crucial phase, The reconstruction of pigment. Cells are bombarded with slightly greasy solar atoms which forces the body cellsto react, to protect themselves. That means growing skin. Clever, eh?”
I’m blue yabba dee yabba da
I live in a blue house with a blue WIIINDOOOW
“Abe? Abe Sapien? What…oh! My bad.”
“They laughed at me when I suggested injecting stem cells with toothpaste. When my creation awakens, we’ll see who laughs! Oh, yes, we’ll see who laughs now!“
“I appreciate these new legs you’re giving me, but they still look a bit fake.”