Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
Sorority Row won’t screen for critics, which is pretty much SOP for horror movies these days. While we’ll all waiting to see what it looks like, here’s a peek:
Summit Entertainment gives us the scoop:
When five sorority girls inadvertently cause the murder of one of their sisters in a prank gone wrong, they agree to keep the matter to themselves and never speak of it again, so they can get on with their lives. This proves easier said than done, when after graduation a mysterious killer goes after the five of them and anyone who knows their secret.
So, it’s aka I Know What You Did in College?
The film stars almost no one you’ve ever heard of, which doesn’t matter anyway, because they’re all gonna end up dead.
Sorority Row opens in the U.K. today, and in the U.S. on September 11.