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die hard is a xmas movie | by maryann johanson

bonus Halloween oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle’

One more silly movie for your pumpkin-night fun…

When a Satanist biker is killed by a gang of Hells Angels, an evil spirit he was summoning possesses his old Norton Commando motorcycle. So when unsuspecting local courier Nick “Noddy” Oddie becomes the bike’s new owner, little does he know that it runs on blood and has a habit for killing Hells Angels and anyone else who gets in the way!

It’s like Christine, I guess, except about a motorcyle. Where are its fangs, though? Does it prefer human blood, or does it attack other motorcyles and suck the oil out of their innards? Inquiring minds wan to know.

Alert: Anthony Daniels — yes, C3PO in Star Wars Anthony Daniels — is in this as a priest.



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