caption this! image from ‘Saw VI’

Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.

Saw VI — why does it feel like Saw XI? — will open on Friday without benefit of critics’ screenings. I know, shocking, right? Still, it’s not like we can’t guess that it’s gonna be just more of the same:


Lionsgate tells us about the flick:

Special Agent Strahm is dead, and Detective Hoffman has emerged as the unchallenged successor to Jigsaw’s legacy. However, when the FBI draws closer to Hoffman, he is forced to set a game into motion, and Jigsaw’s grand scheme is finally understood.

Yeah, but not so understood that we won’t be getting Saw VII next Halloween.

Saw VI opens in the U.S. and the U.K. on October 23.

Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info.

Caption away…

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Martin
Martin
Wed, Oct 21, 2009 4:44pm

Orin Scrivello’s methods seemed unorthodox but he never charged too much and he was always happy to see his vic… I mean, patients.

Accounting Ninja
Accounting Ninja
Wed, Oct 21, 2009 4:47pm

“Why didn’t I spring for the premium dental plan? WHYYYY?!”

Paul
Paul
Wed, Oct 21, 2009 5:43pm

@Ninja: Okay, that might as well wrap up the thread. I can’t imagine anyone coming up with something funnier than that.

Tony
Tony
Wed, Oct 21, 2009 8:07pm

“They said this would block the alien’s brain ray…”

Bobbo
Bobbo
Wed, Oct 21, 2009 8:19pm

“OH GOD NO, ANYTHING BUT SAW V!”

Cloudy
Wed, Oct 21, 2009 9:06pm

Look closer, dammit! On my tongue! It’s one of those little sore spots! I gotta lay off the orange juice!

Tonio Kruger
Tonio Kruger
Thu, Oct 22, 2009 1:46am

“All right already! I’ll blog about the fourth season of Heroes!”

Andy
Thu, Oct 22, 2009 5:55am

Naomi Campbell’s attempts to model this seasons must have head wear doesn’t go as planned.

Jurgan
Jurgan
Thu, Oct 22, 2009 8:41am

“Stop, stop, I beg you!”

[Beethoven’s Ninth plays in the background]

Michael
Thu, Oct 22, 2009 11:57am

The initial designs for Apple’s revolutionary new iHead were a mixed bag at best.

JoshDM
JoshDM
Thu, Oct 22, 2009 1:35pm

The new fluffers were always a little timid when first meeting Richard “Blurry” Johnson.

Jester
Jester
Fri, Oct 23, 2009 2:47am

All right, all right, all right! I’ll write a good review of it! Just please! Make it stop!