Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
Bart the Bear needs a new agent, if this is the best he can do:
Sony Pictures tells us about the film:
The comedy Did You Hear About the Morgans? follows a highly successful Manhattan couple, Meryl and Paul Morgan (Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant), whose almost-perfect lives have only one notable failure: their dissolving marriage. But the turmoil of their romantic lives is nothing compared to what they are about to experience: they witness a murder and become targets of a contract killer. The Feds, protecting their witnesses, whisk away the Morgans from their beloved New York to a tiny town in Wyoming, and a relationship that was on the rocks threatens to end completely in the Rockies… unless, in their new BlackBerry-free lives, the Morgans can slow down the pace and rekindle the passion.
Did You Hear About the Morgans? opens in the U.S. on December 18 (a change from December 11), and in the U.K. on January 1, 2010.
Visit the film’s IMDB page or official site for more info.
Caption away…
The filmmaker’s were beginning to suspect that CGI was the way to go with their new Yogi Bear movie.
(There’s some sort of “Bear Club for Men” joke here, but I’m too lazy to find it.)
“Before moving on to the real thing, let me demonstrate the proper technique for performing an ursine reach-around.”
“So, now the bear is my fault, too?”
Bart prepares to find out if British cuisine really has improved in the last twenty years.
Billy Mack’s protege’s final exam.
“Act NOW, and we’ll throw in this bear! NOW how much would you pay?!”
Billy MAYS, rather. Ooops.
“…Guido here is about to find out why he should have found some other hobby besides throwing bear cubs off of cliffs.”
“I’m open! I’m open!”
What was that? I’ve got a bare behind!
Hugh fulfills his childhood wish of playing football with the Bears . . .
“‘Exit, pursued by bear’? Are you sure that’s what it says in the script?”
Mr. Kruger: An Elizabethan high-five for you.
Thank you, Brian.