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Supposedly, 29-year-old Justin Halpern recently moved back in with his parents, and has been tweeting the “wisdom” of his 73-year-old father at shitmydadsays. Sometimes his father says things that are mildly amusing, such as: “The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain’t … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… As I tweeted after I saw this last night, this is one of the rare movies that shoots for a modern noir feeling and actually achieves it. And this trailer is an excellent representation of that. The Missing Person opens in the U.S. on November 20; no … more…
And there I’ve gone and spoiled The Fourth Kind again, at least according to Cole Abaius at Film School Rejects. Yesterday, he posted a long complaint about how elitist film critics who don’t really love film but love feeling all insider-y have ruined this movie by highlighting — sometimes in the headlines of our reviews, … more…
Because I cannot get enough of razzin’ 2012 (like here): Why aren’t the people who make the actual movies as clever as the fans who make fun of them? Recommended by Muzz in comments — thank you, Muzz — and because, as Hank Graham also noted in comments, 2012 is going to be supplying glorious … more…
There may come a day when the entertainment mojo of The Onion fails, but it is not this day: NEW MUNICH—The new Sci-Fi Channel series Fallen Axis, which eerily depicts a world in which Germany actually lost the Second World War, premiered Tuesday evening to high ratings in an alternate universe to our own. The … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Sometimes… good cops go bad. Beautiful: “What are these iguanas doing on my coffee table?” –Nicolas Cage. “There ain’t no iguanas.” –Val Kilmer. And: “Shoot him again — his soul is still dancing.” –Nicolas Cage. I think I’ve got some entries in the year’s worst dialogue… or … more…
I actually feel bad for this guy. I think he had no idea what he was in for with Twilight: The exclusive, Access-All-Areas pass inside the Life of Hollywood’s Hottest New Talent….. Robert Pattinson After clinching “Top Male Hottie” at the Teen Choice Awards, winning “Breakthrough Performance” and “Best Kiss” awards from MTV Movies for … more…
Inspired by a post at Defamer: Who will be back next season on Mad Men? Who should be back? A somewhat spoiler-iffic wrapup on Sunday night’s season finale from Defamer: The Mad Men season finale left a real easy way to get rid of a whole bunch of cast members. So, who is going to … more…
But Precious is precious indeed: 1. A Christmas Carol: $30 million (NEW) 2. Michael Jackson’s This Is It: $13.2 million (2nd week; drops 43%) 3. The Men Who Stare at Goats: $12.7 million (NEW) 4. The Fourth Kind: $12.2 million (NEW) 5. Paranormal Activity: $8.3 million (4th week in wide release; drops 50%) actual numbers, … more…
It’s a box. A cardboard box. Frank Langella brings it to your door, and inside is the Pop-o-matic of Death, and you either push the big red button under the plastic dome, in which case someone you don’t know dies and you get a cool million in a briefcase, or you don’t, in which you don’t get a movie made about you. Resisting the Moral Dilemma? No movie for you!
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