Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
It’s a funny lookin’ sort of cell phone, ain’t it?:
The filmmakers tell us about the movie:
CA$H is a quirky psychological thriller that explores the role money plays in a bad economy. When a struggling young couple, Sam (Chris Hemsworth) and Leslie Phelan (Victoria Profeta) find a suitcase full of cash, they think their luck will take a turn for the better—until the strange and sinister criminal Pyke Kubic (Sean Bean) arrives at their doorstep, looking to collect what he believes is rightfully his. What follows is an action-packed adventure through the streets of Chicago as the three are pulled deeper and deeper into a desperate spiral of deception and violence… All in the name of cash.
Ca$h will be released on Region 2 DVD in the U.K. on March 1; it opens theatrically in the U.S. (and Canada?) on March 26.
Visit Ca$h’s IMDB page or official site for more info. Demand a screening in your city via Eventful.
Caption away…
Trust me it’s not a gun but a water pistol full of whisky, so just put your mouth over the barrel and pull.
“What’s with the gun?
We’re practicing Tai-Chi here and this move is named ‘Wild Horse Waves Mane’ not ‘Shooting The Wild Horse’!”
Trust me Sean… that’s not the way to get “an easier and cheaper haircut”.
One simply does not walk into Mordor with a pistol.
“Sean, you know you can just go back to the barber, right? Shooting David Cassidy isn’t going to help anything.”
“No. I have to destroy it at the source.”
“Make it nasty. Make it evil. Make it clear that the gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it clear to whomever is on the wrong end that things are going badly for them.”
“Oh, shut up.”
Sean: So, I just hold it like this?
Chris: Yes. Now I will wiggle my fingers and with the power of my mind it will float. Are you ready?
Sean: Go!