Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
When someone asks if you’re a god, you say yes:
20th Century Fox tells us about the movie:
Trouble-prone Percy Jackson is having problems in high school – but that’s the least of his challenges. It’s the 21st century, but the gods of Mount Olympus seem to have walked out of the pages of Percy’s Greek mythology texts and into his life. Percy has learned that his real father is Poseidon, god of the sea, which means Percy is a demigod – half human, half god. At the same time, the powerful gods on Olympus are feuding, which could launch a war enveloping our entire planet.
Now, Percy must prepare for the adventure of a lifetime, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.
With ominous storm clouds brewing over Earth and his own life now in peril, Percy travels to a special enclave called Camp Half Blood, where he trains to harness his newly discovered powers and prevent a devastating war among the gods. There, Percy meets two fellow demigods – the warrior Annabeth, who is searching for her mother, the goddess Athena; and his friend and protector, Grover, who is actually a brave but untested satyr.
Grover and Annabeth then join Percy on an incredible transcontinental odyssey that takes them six hundred stories above New York City (the portal to Mount Olympus) and to the iconic Hollywood sign, under which burn the fires of the Underworld. At journey’s end rests the fate of the world – and the life of Percy’s mother Sally, whom Percy must rescue from the depths of Hell itself.
Percy Jackson: Half human. Half god. All hero!
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief opens in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. on February 12.
Visit Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief’s IMDB page or official site for more info. Or watch the trailer here at FlickFilosopher.com.
Caption away…
“I totally lifted this from Renee Zellweger’s dressing room.”
“This… is my BOOMSTICK!”
“It was supposed to be a swan! Ice sculpture isn’t as easy as it looks, you know!”
“I shouldn’t lick this…but I really want to.”
“Movie still from American Gothic: Revenge of the Fallen, starring Logan Lerman and directed by Michael Bay.”
Or alternately, channeling He-Man:
“I… haaave… the powerrrr!!!”
THIS is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, punk!”
“Dude, I just saw the trailer for Frozen and I am freaking out here!”
“Now all I need is the giant knife and we’re ready to eat”
“Mom! What’s for dinner?”
“Woah! Thanks Dude! With this thing, I’ll clean up the elephant crap in no time!”
“No it’s true! After I pulled this thing out of Godzilla’s paw, he purred like a kitty and took off!”
“Prepare yourself for the power of Uranus!”
“What’s my favorite brand of chewing gum? I’ll give you three guesses.”