Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
“Honestly, dudes, I don’t have any spare change”:
Warner Bros. tells us about the movie:
In “Clash of the Titans,” the ultimate struggle for power pits men against kings and kings against gods. But the war between the gods themselves could destroy the world. Born of a god but raised as a man, Perseus (Sam Worthington) is helpless to save his family from Hades (Ralph Fiennes), vengeful god of the underworld. With nothing left to lose, Perseus volunteers to lead a dangerous mission to defeat Hades before he can seize power from Zeus (Liam Neeson) and unleash hell on earth. Leading a daring band of warriors, Perseus sets off on a perilous journey deep into forbidden worlds. Battling unholy demons and fearsome beasts, he will only survive if he can accept his power as a god, defy his fate and create his own destiny.
Clash of the Titans opens in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. on April 2.
Visit Clash of the Titans’s IMDB page or official site for more info.
Caption away…
“What the gods? I’ve gotta start wearing sunscreen!”
“Dry ice for sale! Two buckets for the price of one!”
“I will date you again… but not yet… not yet…”
Bachelorette number two, if we were on a date and a hideous gorgon tried to catch my eye, what would you do?”
“I’ve seen worse.”
“Oh. My. Zeus, where did you buy that leather skirt? You have to tell us.”
“Sorry, sonny, but it’s all Greek to me.”
“What? A nice virile lad like you doesn’t go in for threesomes?”
“Stop me if you heard this one. A Spartan and a Persian walk into a bar…”
“Hoooookay, soory, look I’m going to have to try this scene again. I just thought to myself that in twenty years this’ll look as corny as the stop-motion animation, and it just busted me out of character.”
First Witch: All hail Perseus! Hail to thee, Leader of suicide missions!
Second Witch: All hail Perseus! Hail to thee, defeater of Hades!
Third Witch: All hail Perseus! Slayer of the A-Team Leader!
“No, seriously. I have no idea who this Macbeth fellow is but I’m definitely not him!”
“Actually, before she touches me, I think I will get one of those big blue remote controlled suits for this movie as well thanks.”
“Sure, we’re ugly, NOW. But after cosmetic surgery is invented, Aaron Spelling will come along and give Alissa, Shannen and me a TV-Series that’ll have an 8 season run!”
“Whoa, now I know why Julian McMahon didn’t sign for this ‘Charmed’ reunion movie!”
“Well, after you had sex with that blue alien, we thought you wouldn’t be so picky.”
“For the last time: No, I’m not Russel Crowe, so get your hands off me!”
“No, that armor isn’t roman. We, the greeks, invented the concept and the romans stole it!”
“Hey, the guys from Monsanto told us that genetically altered food was good and Sarah Palin told us that the ozone-layer was hocus-pocus!”
“This 3D is pretty convincing… I feel like I could reach out and touch him.”
CROWD (singing):
See my eyes, I can hardly see!
See me stand, I can hardly walk!
I believe you can make me whole!
See my tongue, I can hardly talk!
(Hopefully the Webber/Rice geeks will get it…)
:-)
“No, you can’t put me in a quiche! Go find that short guy with the big nose!”
The British Healthcare System is not without it’s faults…
LaSargenta:
AHA! Nice to recognize another Bone fan. :-)
Stupid, stupid rat creatures…
Zeus finally answered our prayers and sent us a man. Yes, and he comes in 3-D.
Wait, what? Ralph Fiennes is in this? And as Hades, no less? Dammit, I didn’t need a reason to see it!! Kraken’s teeth! (I still can’t get over those. Makes the monster look like an overblown Rancor from Jabba’s pit, and not, you know, a *sea* monster.)
Right. A caption.
“You want to be a hero? Figure out how we’re supposed to see this is 3-D with only one eye to spare between the three of us!”
Typo: meant to write “in 3-D”, not “is 3-D”.