Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun.
“Dude, it totally says you can’t park there!”:
Universal Pictures tells us about the movie:
Oscar winner Russell Crowe stars as the legendary figure known by generations as “Robin Hood,” whose exploits have endured in popular mythology and ignited the imagination of those who share his spirit of adventure and righteousness. In 13th century England, Robin and his band of marauders confront corruption in a local village and lead an uprising against the crown that will forever alter the balance of world power. And whether thief or hero, one man from humble beginnings will become an eternal symbol for freedom for his people.
Robin Hood chronicles the life of an expert archer, previously interested only in self—preservation, from his service in King Richard’s army against the French. Upon Richard’s death, Robin travels to Nottingham, a town suffering from the corruption of a despotic sheriff and crippling taxation, where he falls for the spirited widow Lady Marion (Oscar winner Cate Blanchett), a woman skeptical of the identity and motivations of this crusader from the forest. Hoping to earn the hand of Maid Marion and salvage the village, Robin assembles a gang whose lethal mercenary skills are matched only by its appetite for life. Together, they begin preying on the indulgent upper class to correct injustices under the sheriff.
With their country weakened from decades of war, embattled from the ineffective rule of the new king and vulnerable to insurgencies from within and threats from afar, Robin and his men heed a call to ever greater adventure. This unlikeliest of heroes and his allies set off to protect their country from slipping into bloody civil war and return glory to England once more.
And I’m posting this picture just for me:
*rowr*
Robin Hood opens in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. on May 14.
Visit Robin Hood’s IMDB page or official site for more info.
Caption away…
Voice from off screen calls
“Uh Sheriff? You don’t have to Mind Meld with letters.”
Damnit, the barber’s appointment schedule is full!
“It says so right here in the rules: ‘Robin gets another shot'”
“Oh I forgot, embossed printing hasn’t been invented yet…”
“Ok, there’s a period missing after the first sentence,
but is this some kind of new ‘Bow-and-Arrow’ teaching method?”
“Is this proclamation true? Do I really look that much like Ted Raimi? This vexes me greatly…”
I cannot wait for staplers to be invented
“This new braille pornography is really disappointing. I was expecting it to be less… tree-ish.”
“Oi! I said safeties ON!”
now where is that secret knot? it’s impossible to find.
“My God! Martin Luther was here!”
“Little John is looking for a roommate? I thought we’d worked out our problems…”