trailer break: ‘The Back-up Plan’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I’ve always said that when I got around to writing my “what if I got myself artificially knocked up just before I met the man of my dreams” rom-com, I would be sure to include a scene in which a crippled dog chews up the preggers testing … more…

the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Little Hercules’

It gets a big fat oh-no! for trying to ride on Clash of the Titans’ coattails, of course, but also for this: It stars Hulk Hogan as Zeus. Excuse me: It stars “renowned WWE wrestler Terry ‘Hulk’ Hogan”: Starring renowned WWE wrestler Terry “Hulk” Hogan as the King of the Gods, Zeus, this action-packed movie … more…

I am a promising movie reviewer!

I was so excited to learn this, via a shitty spam comment that I just deleted: Hi, We’ve browsed through your reviews and thought that they are really original and interesting! We would like to invite you to publish your reviews on [a site with no traffic that obviously no one reads], which provides an … more…

trailer break: ‘The Switch’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Honey, I Fathered the Kid? Hilarious and charming! What woman wouldn’t be won over to discover that the superstud she thought had inseminated her is actually the neurotic Nice Guy(TM) who could never be bothered to let her know that he “has feelings” for her? It’s every … more…