poster convergence: ‘Date Night’ and ‘Killers’

No one said marriage would be so much work!
Everyone says, Marriage is great. It’s so awesome to have someone at your side you can trust through thick and thin. It’s better than being alone. You’ll love it!

But no one tells you about the guns left lying around the living room. Or the bloodstains that are a bitch to get out of taffeta and silk. And do you know how tough it is to get a babysitter at the last minute? You can’t just call off a footchase through crowded city streets to catch a terrorist before he blows up a bus stop or something because little Aidan has to be picked up from soccer.

They should tell you these things before you get married.

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Adam Pelletier
Adam Pelletier
Fri, Apr 16, 2010 2:32pm

Now I don’t know diddly about marriage but I can spot an enormous difference between those two posters, one contains two people who are genuinely funny, gifted in the art of comedy…and the other doesn’t.

Jason
Jason
Fri, Apr 16, 2010 3:55pm

Except that you couldn’t pay me to watch “Killers”, but I would do anything Tina Fey asked me to(except vote for Hilary when she basically endorsed her on SNL).

Tonio Kruger
Fri, Apr 16, 2010 6:35pm

Maybe it’s my age but Tina Fey looks a lot hotter in that blue dress than Katherine Heigl does in basic black. And I’m usually a sucker for a woman dressed in black.

PaulW
PaulW
Fri, Apr 16, 2010 6:55pm

…you’d think their neighbors Mr and Mrs Smith would have warned them about these misunderstandings…

AJP
AJP
Sat, Apr 17, 2010 3:02am

Does it seem to anyone else like Katherine Heigl and Jennifer Anniston are in some sort of competition to be crowned “actress with the worst judgment in picking movies to be in”?