No one said marriage would be so much work!
Everyone says, Marriage is great. It’s so awesome to have someone at your side you can trust through thick and thin. It’s better than being alone. You’ll love it!
But no one tells you about the guns left lying around the living room. Or the bloodstains that are a bitch to get out of taffeta and silk. And do you know how tough it is to get a babysitter at the last minute? You can’t just call off a footchase through crowded city streets to catch a terrorist before he blows up a bus stop or something because little Aidan has to be picked up from soccer.
They should tell you these things before you get married.