Traffic goes up a little, and the spammers come out of the woodwork.
To all the new readers: Welcome. Hope you enjoy yourselves here.
To all the new spammers: You’re ugly, and you’re going to die alone and miserable, whereupon ravenous squirrels will eat your body.



















Ravenous squirrels an issue? A-1 Pest Control is the answer.
Told you not to eat on an empty stomach.
Scarlett Johannsen is a clone or something.
You forgot to add “and your breath smells like hot garbage.” :)