question of the day: What other newspaper comic strips do you want to see turned into a crappy movie?

Today’s question comes from reader Overflight, in response to my review of Marmaduke:

What other newspaper comic strips do you want to see turned into a crappy movie?

Overflight continues:

How about Mary Worth as a glurge fest? Or Funky Winkerbean as a heartwrenching drama?

No wait! I’ve got it! Take advantage of the upcoming Spider-Man and base it on his comic strip incarnation! Who wouldn’t want to see a movie featuring such dazzling heroic moments such as:

or this or this (via The Comics Curmudgeon).

I’ll expand on Overflight’s question: Who would you cast in your crappy comics movie?

One last related question: Who the heck is reading newspaper comics anymore?

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