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LOL! Love how they work in the Wilhelm scream at 2:39.
Bluejay! Spoiler warning, please! ;)
My favorite is the (SPOILER) sexy female storm trooper uniforms. Sooo ridiculous… and so very awesome.
If there’s one thing I want the film industry to retire, it’s that scream / set of screams. Always throws me out from a preview / film.
@JoshDM: I’m increasingly of that opinion myself. Now that everyone’s in on the joke, it’s time to find something else.
I’ll third that. It’s perfect for something already goofy like this, but hearing the Wilhelm scream in anything remotely serious is getting to be as jarring as seeing an ancient Roman gladiator wearing a digital watch.