It’s always astonishing how many people are unable to cope with life’s simplest tasks, such as cracking eggs and tying their shoelaces…
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I love this. I wish big red x’s would tell me when I’m doing something wrong in life.
I love how people get frustrated instantaneously in these commercials, and instead of setting it down, taking a breath, and regaining their cool, they just start to flap around and hit things until they’re covered in saran wrap/orange juice/egg/an ill-fitting blanket/etc.