wtf: film critics showered with gifts! (not)

The site Adam Weekley is obviously one of those evil fake blogs that exists for the sole reason of posting links to other sites that sell crap. But as pointless and as likely totally unread as the site is, I simply can’t resist highlighting and laughing at something I discovered there (via a Google alert on the phrase “movie critcs”), in a “post” entitled “Dreadful Movies Of The Past Decade And Why They Are So Bad”:

It’s very common in the corporate realm for people to give out gifts. Gifts can come in any manner and for any purpose. Some are corporate gifts given out to employees and other times people give out promotional merchandise to represent their company or product in hopes of getting the receivers of said merchandise to use their service or buy their product in the future. Actually, it is a fairly common thing in the film industry to give out gifts to movie critics at a pre screening in the hopes that maybe it will influence their review somewhat. But, there are some movies that nothing can help. Yes, some films are so horribly made that if the producers gave the critics at their pre screening each their own island in the South Pacific the reviews would still be unanimously terrible, and this is a list of some of those movies along with brief plot summaries.

(emphasis mine)
Ahahahahahaha!

No, it isn’t fairly common for film critics to receive gifts at screenings.

That is all.

No, wait:

Ahahahahahaha!

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Tyler Foster
Thu, Sep 09, 2010 10:36pm

I was amazed they gave us free concession coupons one time, but it was just because they were showing trailers for all the Fox 2010 movies. Free candy and soda is their definition of a reception.

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Thu, Sep 09, 2010 10:40pm

Sometimes — very rarely — at a family film we’ll get free popcorn, but I think that’s mostly meant to keep the kiddies from running around and screaming. It’s clearly not a bribe to get a good review. :->

Jurgan
Fri, Sep 10, 2010 7:09am

Well, there are the junket whores. Maybe that’s what he was referring to? I thought I’d heard that that was depressingly common, but I guess that’s only for a few “critics” and not universal.

MaryAnn
MaryAnn
Fri, Sep 10, 2010 7:13am

Junket whores are not critics, and junkets are not screenings.

This guy is pretty specific about where the gifts are given out and to whom they go. Maybe he lives in a different universe where such things happen.