“Peace cunt”: hate mail I love

So, the other day, in my post about the levitating TARDIS toy, I made reference to an older post about the happy idiocy of Insane Clown Posse, because they expressed dismay over ever understanding how magnets work, and the TARDIS toy utilizes magnets to fun and plainly scientifically rational purpose, and I believe that proud, willful ignorance should be ridiculed at every opportunity.

Well, my laughing at Insane Clown Posse was picked up by a site called Faygoluvers.net, which is such a fucking design disaster that I can’t even tell what the purpose of the site is. And they said this, which is wrong on so many levels that it only proves that I was correct to suggest that fans of Insane Clown Posse take nothing ironic or humorous in ICP’s stupidity but instead take it at face value:

ICP Hated on at Online Store??: Wow, the “Miracles” hate continues! There’s a store that specializes in selling…get this…Dr. Who Merchandise. Well, they had the nerve to throw an ICP diss into a product description for a magnetized levitation device. Yeah, really nerdy shit. lol. Here’s a link:

And it links to that levitating-TARDIS post. Which so obviously has nothing to do with an “online store” that now I am forced to wonder whether ICP fans actually operate on two cranial lobes at all.

This belief was then reinforced when I received this charming email:

You are a cunt bitch, just thought you should know that.

Keep your mouth fuckin’ shut about my family, k ? Thanks.

Peace cunt.

Your mothers ex lover,

The charming thoughtfulness of a guy who would wish my peace while also calling me a cunt simply defies the protocols of etiquette. He didn’t need to take that extra step: he did so out of the generosity of his spirit.

I get all choked up just thinking about what a gentleman he must be in person.

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