Oh. My. Davros.
Because who wouldn’t want to spend Christmas with a Dalek? They’re so cuddly. I know I always think of mistletoe and eggnog and Christmas crackers when I hear that friendly cry of “Exterminate! Exterminate!”
Some lyrics (via TARDIS Index File):
I bring you greetings from all Daleks (Dalek)
I’m gonna spend my Christmas with a Dalek,
And hug him under the mistletoe
And if he’s very nice, I’ll feed him sugar spice and hang Christmas stocking on his big left toe
And when we both get up on Christmas morning
And kiss him on his chrome implanted head
And take him in to say hi to mum, and frighten daddy out of his bed!
As perhaps need not be said, this song is basically the only thing the 1960s British band The Go-Go’s is known for.
Listen via YouTube:
Or download an MP3.
Equal parts horrifying and hilarious. Though probably not intentionally so on either count.
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