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Lunkhead Channing Tatum as a soldier in Roman-era Britain? Must be processed Hollywood cheese, and hence hootingly entertaining, right? But Tatum acquits himself admirably here, in a film that clearly intends to ensure Hollywood cheese is the last thing that comes to mind…
I just love seeing male fantasies and male inadequacies played out in children’s cartoons about talking animals.
Sand underfoot for Jaws? Or maybe that “incredible smell” from the trash compactor in Star Wars?
Remember, girls, dating is all about your date’s accessories. If he can afford to ski, he can afford you!
I’ve attended panels about Doctor Who. Hell, I’ve been a panelist talking about Doctor Who at conventions… like the one I did at Worldcon in Los Angeles with Paul Cornell. But I’ve never seen a panel lineup quite like this one before…
This is how you get your arthouse-averse friends to watch a foreign fil-um: show them The Concert. Yes, they’ll have to read subtitles, but it is just simply crammed with so much Hollywood feel-good that a studio remake is surely just around the corner, probably starring Reese Witherspoon with a French accent and Stanley Tucci pulling a Russian one.
Oh my god, what did they do to Chris Evans to make him look so scrawny? Please tell me that’s CGI… (It’s okay: I know it’s CGI.)
I have to be honest and confess that when the news of Elizabeth Taylor’s death broke yesterday, the first thing I thought was, She was still alive? I thought the same thing when Jane Russell died earlier this month…
Via Sharlto Copley on Facebook. So you know it’s gotta be good.
Looks like someone took a wrong turn trying to get to Hawaii, and ended up at last month’s Gallifrey One con in Los Angeles…
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