Scamper for your lives!
Relax. Metro explains why this new terror isn’t something we need to worry about:
We should… point out, for those currently fearing for their lives, that this new phenomenon is not actually a mutant squirrel – but a bespoke bird feeder created by sci-fi fan Chris Balcombe.
The Hampshire native thought up the innovative creation while trying to figure out how to dispose of some old Doctor Who merchandise – stuffing peanuts inside the Dalek model and hanging it from a tree.
(Thanks to Jim and others. If you stumble across a cool Doctor Who thing, feel free to email me with a link.)