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Saturday cute: Keep Calm and Cookie Rocket T-shirt

If you’ve seen Rise of the Planet of the Apes, then you know that we finally have a catchphrase of the summer: “Why cookie Rocket?” as so eloquently posed in sign by Maurice the circus orangutan to Caesar the smart chimp. Translation: “Why did you give a cookie to that awful ape Rocket, who hates you?”
And the reason you keep calm and cookie Rocket is: That’s how you win over your enemies: you give them cookies and make them indebted to you.

Now you can proudly wear your adherence to this clever Art of Ape War philosophy on a T-shirt:

Keep Calm and Cookie Rocket T-shirt

Preorder the shirt at Beast Wreck.

(Got a photo or image that’s adorable and at least vaguely pop-culture related? Found such a photo online? Send a link or an image, and I might post it!)

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