today in studio asskissing: just try avoiding ‘The Hunger Games’ between now and March

OMG! There are new character posters for The Hunger Games!

I’m not posting these merely because I want to look at them. What makes you think that?

Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss:
Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss poster The Hunger Games

Josh Hutcherson as Peeta:

Josh Hutcherson as Peeta poster The Hunger Games

Liam Hemsworth as Gale:

Liam Hemsworth as Gale poster The Hunger Games

Amandla Stenberg as Rue:

Amandla Stenberg as Rue poster The Hunger Games

Lenny Kravitz as Cinna:

Lenny Kravitz as Cinna poster The Hunger Games

Elizabeth Banks as Effie:

Elizabeth Banks as Effie poster The Hunger Games

Woody Harrelson as Haymitch:

Woody Harrelson as Haymitch poster The Hunger Games

Alexander Ludwig as Cato:

Alexander Ludwig as Cato poster The Hunger Games

At first I thought, Hmm, Cato doesn’t look so mean. And Haymitch looks awfully put-together. And then I realized: Ah, these are in-universe ads for the Hunger Games themselves! Of course Haymitch isn’t gonna be drunk and disgusting.

But hey! Wait! Where is the Caesar Flickerman poster? Where is President Snow? Where are Primrose and Claudius Templesmith?

*grrr* Lionsgate is just teasing us, aren’t they?

No, this is not the movie based on a book I’ve most anticipated since The Lord of the Rings? Who told you that?

(No, The Hobbit doesn’t count for anticipating, because we already know it’s gonna be awesome, so we’re just waiting. Not that that matters anyway, because this is all about how much I’m so tired of hearing about The Hunger Games already. All right?)

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