Welcome to 2012, where women like me are interested mainly in love advice and cooking tips, according to the email I received from Yahoo! Screen today:
All the lady stuff is segregated into Yahoo! Screen’s Lifestyle channel (because only ladies have lifestyles, I guess). The other channels are not for ladies at all. Such as the Gaming channel, which is clearly aimed at dudes, where “How to Get Married” advice for use within Skyrim is aimed only at those “asking for a lady’s hand”:
And this is when I leave Yahoo! Screen, never to return, because clearly, Yahoo! Screen has no frakkin’ idea what women just like me want to watch on the Web. I’d rather slit my wrists than watch anything called Ultimate Proposal. Jesus.