Because 30 minutes or less simply isn’t fast enough. From a Brewster Rockit comic from a year ago that I’ve only just caught up with:

Click over to Brewster Rockit for the punchline panel. More about the strip and cartoonist Tim Rickard at the Brewster Rockit Facebook page.
Thanks to Dan for the heads-up, who voices what we’re all thinking:
No idea why the Tardis is red.
(If you stumble across a cool Doctor Who thing, feel free to email me with a link.)



















Probably to avoid those icky trademark issues. Hence the name Tardis teleporter i.s.o. TARDIS and the similar but just different enough design.
I do wonder if the final panel represents a paradox or not….
I think this would qualify under “fair use.” And I don’t think changing the color but still calling it “TARDIS” would make any difference if that were the concern.
It’s interesting to see the different types of pizza. Calgary has some of the most absolute very best. You should all try it! You’ll love it!