Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“bratz girlz really rock” <--- no, they don’t
“to wash a cat”
“is cameron diaz ugly nowadays” <--- you can't decide for yourself?
“is kathryn bigelow a lesbian”
“is matt smith jewish” <--- cuz these things matter
“benedict cumberbatch's cheekbones”
“jason bourne guide to europe” <--- Europe on three passports per day
“is mighty joe young based on the research of jane goodall?”
“are there metaphors in doctor who?” <--- there are metaphors in everything, folks
“boys general comments on boobs”
“auschwitz graphic nudity”
“the midget man in a little bit of heaven” <--- it’s criminal that Peter Dinklage is not a household name
“blue prince of a daleks” <--- so I guess Davros would be a prince among Daleks?
“canadians have no fashion sense”
“is rose tyler river song”
“is there a real doctor who” <--- yes, the BBC has been keeping it a secret that the show is a documentary
“the gaze when a woman” <--- “dares to look”?
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