Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“bratz girlz really rock” <--- no, they don’t
“to wash a cat”
“is cameron diaz ugly nowadays” <--- you can't decide for yourself?
“is kathryn bigelow a lesbian”
“is matt smith jewish” <--- cuz these things matter
“benedict cumberbatch's cheekbones”
“jason bourne guide to europe” <--- Europe on three passports per day
“is mighty joe young based on the research of jane goodall?”
“are there metaphors in doctor who?” <--- there are metaphors in everything, folks
“boys general comments on boobs”
“auschwitz graphic nudity”
“the midget man in a little bit of heaven” <--- it’s criminal that Peter Dinklage is not a household name
“blue prince of a daleks” <--- so I guess Davros would be a prince among Daleks?
“canadians have no fashion sense”
“is rose tyler river song”
“is there a real doctor who” <--- yes, the BBC has been keeping it a secret that the show is a documentary
“the gaze when a woman” <--- “dares to look”?



















Belgium’s good. There’s a guy in Brussels, he can fix you up with machine guns, claymores, all the good stuff. But stay out of France. Sometimes the cops actually want to do their jobs.
“auschwitz graphic nudity”
what.
(“Canadians have no fashion sense” is pretty funny though).