Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“culture has stagnated”
“bing crosby overrated” <--- blasphemy! “what does king john do” “cheapest wine ever” <--- don’t drink it! “what were the 1990s like” <--- omg “bedroom eyes mark strong” “will moving away solve my problems” <--- no “carefree horny students” “lesbian cloverfield” <--- pretty sure we have no evidence for the monster’s preferences “are cats time lords” “8 year old amelia pond fucked by dr who porn stories” <--- ugh, need a brain bleach “metaphor stories and thumb sucking” “what did jfk try to tell us” “madea goes to jail appeals to” <--- great mystery “any pornstars who look like amy pond?” “lingering male gaze of a nude female” “list of mainstream films with vulvas” <--- you people continue to disgust me
““list of mainstream films with vulvas” <--- you people continue to disgust me" Oh, is Tim1974 back?
“what were the 1990s like”
Know, O prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Soviet Russia and her gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the War on Terror, there was an Age undreamed of […] But the proudest kingdom of the world was America, reigning supreme in the dreaming west.
…Where people 20 years old played with millions of dollars and dressed as Peter Pan to go to industry galas…
Ugh, pass me the bleach when you’re done. You couldn’t have spared us from that one?! :P