Meet the EPad Femme, for all your virtual feminine needs. From AppNewser:
To be sure, the woman in me loves being told I am special – but not with a pink tablet that comes with preloaded apps for yoga, shopping lists, recipes, and clothing size conversion.
Eurostar’s Associate Vice President Mani Nair told the Jerusalem post that “The Tablet comes preloaded with applications so you can just turn it on and log in to cooking recipes or yoga. It makes a perfect gadget for a woman who might find difficulties in terms of downloading these applications and it is a quick reference.”
Downloading apps is hard!
this should keep the girls away from the yucky world news and the dirty boy science, lest they become hysterical.
In what world does ANYONE has difficulty getting apps for any tablet on the market? Maybe the elderly who never, ever used tech and hates to be shown what to do on some new-fangled gadget their granddaughter foisted on them. Hey, there’s a great target market for ya!
It’s a well known scientific fact that when ladies access iTunes, it shrinks the uterus. Look it up.
OH FFS
HEADDESK FOREVER!
Oooh, I wants one! This girlie wants one!
Except, you know, not in that ghastly color and not with all that crap pre-loaded on it.
Is this a joke?
OMG! A digital menstrual pad! I’ve wanted one of these for-like-ever!
Ooh, and maybe BIC’s pens for ladies can be used as a stylus! That way the delicate ladyfingers never have to touch any of that icky guy stuff.
When I try to think about what pre-loaded apps might be helpful towards me specifically as a woman, the only think I can think of would be something that gives you a witty intelligent comeback to stupid things people say to/about woman, because I have to admit that in those moments I often get flustered and can’t say what I want to say.
So, get on that, companies who want to market their products towards my female self. Make me a product that helps me deal with stupid people.
Just remember to make it pink. (Purple is acceptable as well, but blacks, greys and silvers burn my delicate skin).
Meanwhile you can now buy an iron for men. It’s black and grey and ten pounds more expensive.
This reminds me of the invention of brogurt. Are men afraid to buy yogurt? Are women afraid to buy a normal tablet? Why make gender-neutral things gender-specific? Oh, right. To make money.
wft? brogurt? I just searched for that and, yeah, it’s real, sorta. A larger package of yogurt, labelled Powerful. good grief.
This was supposed to be for the Arab women market, but they rejected it, as they have brains.
CLOATHING: That feeling you get when even your ‘fat pants’ are too snug.
Perhaps this is from the same minds who brought you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_tVNHukwMA