The women of After Ellen think it’s totes cute to sort other women into “shag,” “marry,” or “dump” categories:
Shag, Marry, or Dump: The Women of “The Great Gatsby”
[L]et’s put The Great Gatsby to the real test. Who would you Shag, Marry, or Dump between Carey Mulligan (Daisy Buchanan), Isla Fisher (Myrtle Wilson), and Elizabeth Debicki (Jordan Baker)?
Apparently this “Shag, Marry, or Dump” shit is a regular thing at After Ellen. Disgusting.
Thanks to bronxbee for the heads-up.