oh, for pete’s sake, Paramount
We are close to the day when even blockbusters are available on demand the same day they open in cinemas.
We are close to the day when even blockbusters are available on demand the same day they open in cinemas.

Aww, they’re so cute together, aren’t they?

Paul Greengrass + Tom Hanks = cinematic fabulousness, I have no doubt.

Amnesia as a plot point? The slo-mo walk away from an explosion? Bags of groceries with a baguette sticking out of it? Villains who monologue their evil plans? Ticking countdowns?
My brain is so fried with all this crap…
Only £1 — cheap! Please spread the word to teachers, librarians, and everyone else who needs to keep kids amused and educated.
Frankly, we should be astonished that anything decent gets made at all…
Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me)…

Like how people are smuggling soggy, cold KFC into Gaza at inflated prices…

At the Odeon on Shaftesbury Avenue, you can touch the hands of Ralph Fiennes and Pierce Brosnan. Sort of.