Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“photos of bradley james from mary ann” <-- not from me personally, alas “canada bland boring to tourists” “interesting facts about g.i joe retaliation” <-- interesting fact: there are no interesting facts about this movie “boysballs” “bullshit female bisexuals” “foot fetish wanking material” “lingerie peter pan” “magic creature sex free” <-- I can’t even “daleks are adorable” “how does karl urban sound so much like dr mccoy” <-- acting! “how is coulson alive for shield” <-- acting! “dave maryann swinger” <-- ?? “if jesus was a women would she be sexy” “if you use a condom you will not be rapture” <-- when fundies think about sex “i have a crush on spock” <-- don’t we all? “the stupidity of having a double mastectomy as a preventative” “full nude anjelena jolly without breast by photoshop” <-- *sigh* toldja this was coming “how can a woman care for her health” <-- yeah, it’s such a mystery “hoto nake-d sex scarllet juhanson” <-- the misspelled horniness is always the funniest “phrases on critics” <-- it’s phrase! get it off me! “our mary ann” <-- awww
“if you use a condom you will not be rapture” – everyone wins! I’ll even volunteer to send the raptured Real, True Christians occasional postcards about how terrible it is now that they’re all gone, and how we should have listened before it’s too late, as I bask in the new scientific utopia.