Actual unretouched phrases that people plugged into search engines this week that led them to this site (with some commentary from me):
“bloom county terrible <-- bite your tongue! “why actors speak english in nazi movies” “chiwetel ejiofor teeth” <-- yup, pretty sure he has some “can you still buy tv guide magazines hardcopy” “benedict cumberbatch body” <-- yup, pretty sure he has one “dragon fuck” “maryann johanson shoes” <-- sneakers, mostly “funny dictatorship” “cate blanchett bone structure” <-- yup, pretty sure she has some “comic con is ruined” “what did king john do after signing the magna carta” <-- went to Disney World? “is gary cooper sexy” “matt smith penis” <-- yup, pretty sure he has one “why is tom hanks so awesome” “what country represents february” <-- wha’? “doctor who dirty imagines” “george clooney reptilian” <-- also, a clone “why was paul mcgann not in the name of the doctor”



















What, you mean you don’t have your own line of painful and impractical shoes made by slave labour? The glamorous life of a film critic is not as I had imagined it!
February -> carnival -> Brazil. Duh.